Not ALL Pirates are degenerates

Founding Member & Devstuff

Cromz is the founder, tech brain, and chaos wrangler behind the org's tools and systems.

Founding Member & Space Pimp

BlueVein is the crew's Space Dad — owner of the biggest ships.

Founding Member & Catepillar Lover

Notorious among the crew for his deeply questionable habits—most infamously his fixation on stolen underwear, and is widely regarded as being “stage 10”, beyond redemption.

The Big Spacebowski

Laid-back and unflappable, Luvidicus drifts through chaos.

Viking Pirate

Straight out of Sweeden with a thirst for loot and banter.

Elite Combat

A fearless ace who thrives in close-range combat, Daky dominates the skies when it matters most.

Resident Spicelord

Crocs deals in spice, mischief, and questionable life choices.

Cargo Raider & Cleanup Crew

Tangobird lives for the haul — whether it's hauling loot or hauling ass out of a firefight.

Spy Master & Saboteur

Zaijen operates in the shadows — silent, unseen, and slightly unhinged.

Emperor of Stanton

The self-imposed Emperor of Stanton rules his empire with chill vibes and sharp wit.

Short King

Big ships, even bigger heart, this soy boi beta cuck has your back when you need it most.

Meme-Lord

Kryo tests boundaries for sport, Whether he's holding the line or pulling it apart depends entirely on the moment

Jack of All Trades, Master of Some

The crew's walking enigma—a legit boat captain, trilingual debater, Wikelo collector, and certified RockBreaker. Where's he from? Nobody knows. But if it floats, he can sail it; if it rocks, he can break it.

Quartermaster & Loot Goblin

If it wasn't bolted down… it is now in my inventory. Equal parts scavenger, supplier, and professional "that might be useful later" specialist. Don't mistake the loot goblin act for dead weight — Guava can hold his own in a dogfight, specializing in precision strikes that tear capital ships apart piece by piece.